A DRINK IN MY HAND……EH

I have this love hate relationship with telephones…I recently¬† just got a phone…prior to that I was phone less for half a year… I relied on paper cups and strings…I accidentally threw my phone away after I put it in a shopping bag…I took out the trash to find out the next morning the trash was compressed…I didn’t scream…I didn’t cry…I didn’t buy a new phone… Instead I continued on with my daily life… Things were much quieter… Things are less complicated… Things were unreachable…

I don’t need to be connected to the world like some of you…I don’t feel naked without one….if someone needs to find me they know how…I hate it when people text me… when they do I will call them back with my answer…I’m old school like that…

I pay homage to this song because that is exactly how I felt when I had this thing called telephone…

Now that I am reachable it keeps ringing….Anyone have a fucking shopping bag?


TELEPHONE

Hello, hello, baby

You called, I can’t hear a thing.

I have got no service

In the club….you see, see

Wha-Wha-What did you say,

Oh, you’re breaking up on me

Sorry, I cannot hear you,

I’m kinda busy……


MAKEUP FOR MY MUFFA

This look is fucking bold…. It’s clean and tramp… I emphasized the eyes and lips but other than that the rest is pretty muted out.

You know like that mute button on your phone.

I call these eyes Sophia Loren eyes….

Again Russian red was the perfect hue for this look

…I made it darker by applying black lip liner

MAKEUP JUNKIE CRACK DEN

This looks like a crackhead murder scene…. I OD on lipstick with a cocktail of clumpy mascara and powdered pigments.


CALLIN’ LIKE A COLLECTOR
BOY WHY YOU BLOWN UP MY PHONE


WONT MAKE ME LEAVE MY GIRLS NO FASTER


PUT MY COAT ON FASTER


LEAVE MY GIRLS NO FASTER


SHOULD HAVE LEFT MY PHONE AT HOME


NOW YOU WONT STOP CALLING ME


IM KINDA BUSY


GOT MY HEAD


AND MY HEART ON THE DANCE FLOOR



STOP CALLIN’ I DONT WANNA THINK ANYMORE


SORRY I CAN NOT ANSWER


HELLO HELLO BABY YOU CALLED… I CANT HEAR A THING

I GOT NO SERVICE IN THE CLUB…YOU SAY SAY


WHA WHA WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR BREAKING UP ON ME

SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU


IM KINDA BUSY


JUST A SECOND


MY FAVORITE SONG IS GUNNA PLAY


I CANNOT TEXT YOU WITH A DRINK IN MY HAND….EH?



WERE SORRY THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED IS NOT IN SERVICE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR NUMBER, OR TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN


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